and ridiculed her “ugly” black leather purse.

Canada sees those tiny hands. Canada still loves (some of) you. Canada’s vast northern reaches of frozen tundra will welcome you in five years when everything below the 49th parallel has melted.

I felt like I was the only other person that preferred Gold Star over Skyline. However, the 4th street Skyline in Cincinnati is my favorite place for a 10am bucket of beers and a few coneys before an afternoon Reds game. You can surmise what kind of person I am.

Trump has “perfect genes” but unfortunately he’s unable to fit his fat ass into a par of jeans.

My money’s on Flynn having already flipped for the FBI, and now they’re all scrambling to get whatever deals they can—if you’re the first to testify to the House it’s probably going to look better than if you were the last.

I really appreciate that Jay is actively working to highlight these stories.

ding ding ding! you win! first comment to shit on her!

she says she was “fully mentally prepped” to be raped by the men, and adds, “I just prayed that Kourtney’s going to have a normal life after she sees my dead body on the bed.”

I found In Cold Blood horribly, dreadfully, painfully compelling, and now kind of want to read this manuscript for the same reason.

So, I might have breast cancer. That’s a thing that might be happening. An irregularity was found in my right breast during a screening mammogram this week and next Thursday I need to go back for a diagnostic mammogram, ultrasound and family risk assessment. My sister had breast cancer twice in her 20s, so the threat…

He was making acid wash jeans.

THIS CAME TO MY MIND IMMEDIATELY thank you for sharing the GOAT

There is only one song “Barcelona” that matters and exists, rest are pure garbage

Um...nope. Crosses were utilized (as per Sennaca the Younger). The primary issue was the availability of the wood. If they were in an area where it was lacking, they would improvise alternative methods. However, Sennaca and other historians absolutely documented the use of wooden crosses in crucifixions. Sorry, slick.

2 Chainz feels the sting of 2 starz.

please stick to the music and the styles that you’re used to, voice judges.

When I was in elementary school I was a loyal viewer of the show Fashion Television. And I remember I had this visceral hatred of Lagerfeld, who I thought was a pretentious twat. Which, with hindsight, is sort of an hilarious thing for a 9 year old to even have an opinion about.

Does my memory serve me that his…

In the song “Vertigo” Bono sings uno, dos, tres, CATORCE. Many people think he’s just counting to four but he’s actually singing 1,2,3, 14!!!! which makes no fucking sense.

Dear homophobes, racists, sexist, and xenophobes: it is not the job of everyone else in the world who is not like you to erase their identities just so you can remain “comfortable.” Get over yourselves.

Hi! Go fuck yourself!!