Lucky for me I do remember this, not because you told me, but because it was in the article.

And articles like this help me make an informed decision about which developers I support.

Watch a 15 minute plot synopsis of Witcher 1 and go enjoy Witcher 2. It’s a much better game, and you can slightly mod it to just enjoy the story too.

I also tried a couple of times to get through the first one.  In the end, I gave up.  It’s just way too, as you have rightfully said, damned janky.  I watched a youtube story recap and moved to Witcher 2.  Thank god I did.  Though still janky, it is one of my favourite games of all time.

I tried to play the first Witcher game a year or so ago, but gave up. It’s just so damned janky. Like the controls and game mechanics were designed from the ground up by somebody who’d never played videogames before. Skipped straight to the second, and it felt a lot more like a real game.

Nah, it was a shitty joke. Five years ago and in 2019.

Anyone else feel like they no longer give a damn about cinematic trailers? I either want to see game play or in-engine shenanigans. I just get bored by these cinematic trailers that really give us no sense of the game itself. 

Drizzt isn’t really a beastmaster, heck Guenhwyvar isn’t even really a panther. She’s just one of the various magic items that Drizzt is bedecked with.

Honestly the problem I’m seeing here is no wizards or anything even close.  Just a barbarian, a fighter, and two different rangers.  Why don’t they just bust the canon…

For some people, this is the peak of their comedic powers.

Man. What a goofy trailer. Still, I’m heck’n excited. The Dark Alliance games were some of my faves all time ARPGS for consoles.

Didnt even go as far as taking a camera into a public washroom like that other dipshit streamer and seems to have gotten a bigger punishment. Seems microsoft at least has a shred of decency above twitch. So far at least.

There’s an episode of the show Review* (where the main character reviews “life itself,” usually destroying his own life in the process) about making a sex tape. After failing to convince his wife to participate, he decides to buy a sex doll, and says this in a narrated voiceover playing over footage of him struggling…

This isn’t about what people generically call things but rather about how products market themselves. Non-Kleenex brands don’t use the word anywhere in their marketing (they’re called facial tissues). Same with bandages. The games here are using the trademark in their marketing/description, hence the letter.

Color me skeptical. It’s easy enough to mash up genres (hundreds of games do this), but it’s hard to combine them properly and make all the mechanics seem natural and inevitable. That’s near impossible to do with this many combinations, so I suspect the game you get will be pretty generic.

If I had the space for it, I would also love a Peloton for Christmas. But I do get the pushback that commercial was cheesy and cringy. People love to hate influencers which is what the woman represented by her vlogging in the commercial. And she just seems overly sentimental about how much a stationary bike changed…

Totally disagree with the pushback over this ad. People like to excercise, it’s different than giving someone a vacuum. I would love a Peloton for Christmas! The fact that the woman is skinny should have NO BEARING on whether or not she should excercise. The guy is an actor (presumably not super succesfule) that ended…

The prices aren’t as surprising when you look at what Fortnite’s shop charges

Toyota easily leaps over Ford in latest rankings, only the Lincoln division slows them down.

If only there were places for people to have fun driving their cars really fast that didn’t seriously endanger unwitting civilians on public roads. IF ONLY.

I can see the point of these lists when it comes to consoles with their limited lifespans..