Michigan alumni are so pissed they haven’t been caught up in this yet.

Sadly “Classics La Amistad Estates” is the early favorite replacement.

Ed: “Rapey.” I meant “rapey.”

All that rapier wit in the comments section lost...

I wonder if it was worth it.

He probably knows a more about docking than most of us.

And the only reason their parents are pissed is that they were dumb enough to post it.

Yes. Yes it is.

This would never happen to Dexter Manley.

[slides into Johnny’s DMs]

Don’t forget my half-marathon tomorrow. I’m going early so wanna meet me in Temecula?

... hanging up his headset after one season to return to his previous gig: tight end for the Cowboys.

+1

All of which is to say that the circumstances around Manziel’s sudden release are quite mysterious.

We’ll handle the puns here Dom, thanks.

Wang

Thank you. I thought so too.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

No good comes when your tremper gets the best of you though.

God the tremper trantrum I’d have thrown if one of those kids were mine.

Everyone close to him knows that Stephen A. Smith is referring to masturbation when he shouts this aloud, heading toward his office.