The news of the day was that your father was outed as a racist though.

You could have stopped at "was revealed as a racist". 

no pun intended

Yeah, but it’s not like she choked out a cougar...

Yeah, but this is what happens when your beak holds as much as your belly can.

Loser
Anyone within earshot of Saints’ fans.

This comment is a stain on my commenting legacy.

This guy’s become a stain on the Red Sox legacy.

Can we make him plead his case to the Sentinelese? I’d be interested to hear their ruling.

Michael Sam!

All stars, elite players and leaders of their teams do not speak bad about any city.

Horribull. Just ... horribull.

This is the first President my children will remember.

John Gruden’s face warmth.

I humbly suggest they re-examine the data from the Seahawks-Pats Super Bowl.

It’s old high school soy protein concentrate, not beef.

“It’ll blow over in a few days. Change nothing.”

It’s a Fortnite dance, silly.

Because of course it is.

...driving their second-grade teachers to the bottle with endless and obnoxious Fortnite celebration dances