“We call ourselves the Golden Misfits for a reason,” said Ryan Reaves, revealing his tattoo of Tate’s #15 on his lower back.

Silver lining here being that fewer co-eds were subjected to Lane Kiffin dick picks.

Also, +1.

Police have neither conformed nor denied that the deadly weapon in question was The Sharpshooter.

Hart and Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart have thus far been unavailable for comment.

I mean, Odell Beckham Jr. is making $10.4m/year so...

WHAT DO DO TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH A RUSSIAN GIRL

“First when there’s nothing, but a slow glowing dream. That your fear seems to hide deep inside your mind. All alone I have cried, silent tears full of pride, in a world made of steel ... made of stone.”

Damn, he hit that double on a slope.

I’m sensing a theme here...

“One last question Matt: Why the name ‘Rape Option’ for your offensive scheme?”

+1

Brett Gardner blowing ass is this team’s only redeeming quality.

Man, this is gonna lead to a dark night.

Good luck getting this magnificent bastard published at SI.

The heckler appears to have been going after Harden throughout the game...

Hicks got to see him do it too.

Five cheerleaders told Macur that the team had them serve as escorts...

“I’ll allow it.”

+1