Joe Flacco is reportedly so upset with the pick that he couldn’t finish his morning coddled egg.

To remind fans of Boston’s checkered past, the urinals near Gate D have been named “Curt Shillings”.

I can still hear my breath. In. Out. In. Out. Yet still, the silence was deafening. And then he said the words every man, woman and child would never forget: “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” A human being had touched the surface of the moon. Well, two, if we’re counting me.

Unless Gronk mad at puny horsie:

Keep Francois but banish Randy Moss. Gotcha.

USA Wrestling just sliding in background checks like...

Kelly: Get off me! GET OFF ME!

+1

In fairness, at least the Marlins’ Giancarlo Stanton Bat Day tchotchkes are going to good use.

THAT’S IRRELEVANT!

Gabe: “That looks amazing.”

SEE THEY USE THE N-WORD IN NEW YORK TOO!

Shame. Just got swept up in the moment.

Could be worse. My father missed a step and now lives under a bridge.

Endophallus
- Emmit Smith’s Revelations Bible Group

That card almost ruined me.

Don’t mock my pain.

I remember Cecil Espy because no matter how badly I wanted a Gregg Jeffries, I got a Cecil Espy.

Tsitsipas Opens Tsitsifly, Takes Tsitsipiss

“NEIIIIIIII!”