Little known fact: Also Ted Kennedy’s personalized Chappaquiddick license plate.

Malcolm Butler was benched for not crying hard enough during the anthem.

I’d have to Google that.

Still too soon John, still too soon. Not all of us were wearing helmets.

Without question the best Big 12 championship game I’ve ever watched.

Red Panda Bamboozled

Both of these assholes played for (and won BCS titles at) UF under Urban at the same time. Urban and UF are the worst is my point.

Sorry for sliding into your comments section over this, but don’t see an email listed and I suck at Twitter. Anyway, Same Sad Echo was cool enough to give me the keys to Gawrker. Would you be opposed to me reviving Mad Bastards All on there? I’m no you and the current commentariat isn’t the old commentariat, but there…

Huh. Figured we’d have feeble suicide jokes coming out the wazoo down here.

“I just signed your death warrant.”

“I mean, we all know the Big Ten is rapey but it’s not like they’re launching dadgum YouTube channels!”

+1

You ain’t bullshittin’.

“That Young’s injury could be particularly serious, let alone career-ending, registers as a pretty shocking development.”

Couldn’t have dreamt up a better way to announce Samer as Marchman’s replacement.

Yelich Traded to Yankees for Thoughts and Prayers

Mine: https://deadspin.com/that-derek-jeter-ad-will-make-you-cry-for-america-1636810518

Meanwhile, in Worchester, Mass.:

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

Jacksonville is a bad place.