“I don’t have a problem with the balls. How can you be upset with balls? They’re like little planets. Have you ever bounced a celestial being?”

This feels more like the work of a cereal killer.

He’s just fission for clicks.

Bortles’s father Rob even talked about wanting to drive over to visit pundits who made fun of his son.

Just gonna assume this is video proof of a woman giving as good as she gets.

+1

Agreed. Won’t miss him peppering the Monster, but it feels off. Plus he had great walk-up music.

Between the Marlins firesale and this, the Citrus Series will never be the same. 

“First pitch? I’d have let him start opening day.”

Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror. I cannot live, I cannot die, trapped in myself, but Marlins Man’s gon’ meet Jeets.

I want to agree with you, but that badass double-blade reveal...

Let’s not rule out Mourning sickness.

Clowney destroying that Michigan RB is the last memorable thing about Clowney.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

G-r-r-r-otesque.

Waiting for reports from the Parakeet Post, Reptile Register and Beagle Bugle before rushing to judgement here.

Yeah that was a special night. Felt as if all was well with the world for a few seconds.

At least the Vols look good on paper.

Salty as the Dead Sea. ^

You left off “Laying the groundwork: Every parent now having a current example to share with their children of why the Yankees and Derek Jeter are the absolute, eternal worst.”