Trump sees score, decommissions the Navy.

Go on...

That was C’lay Travis, not Clay Travis.

Starfire is the treasure.

My kids (girl’s 10, boy’s 7) like everything Star Wars, but they don’t love it. Should this bother me as much as it does?

[whistle blows]

+1

The only reason anyone who doesn’t go to UCLA even knows that UCLA (or, any school you can name) has a basketball team is because those players are there to prepare to be pros.

[reads headline]

Yeah, what happened to you guys? You used to be so fun. And by fun I mean terrifying.

He’s a black dude. From Florida. Who recruited like a madman at USF. They’re salivating. Now if he starts losing...

God help us when FSU Twitter starts in.

CVS faces similar control issues.

That’ll have to wait until they do some forenzen on that gun.

+1

God, he’s so dull I couldn’t even make it to the Eat the W bit. So dull. So very dull.

It’s so lit right now between the school’s cheerleaders and spirit club.

Good luck finding me now assholes.

Ahem.

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