Make a stat that tracks CTE-inducing hits too. Like you could go to Pro Football Reference and see all the guys who have CTE because of Steve Atwater.

My god, that Chisenhall homer. Anything flying that far should require a sports pilot license.

“We’ll update this post as more information becomes available and we figure out just what the hell Ball and the Bruin boys swiped”

And yet Eli found it inspirational.

“Been there man.”

Pizza Hut at Pizza Hut is the best.

Against Nuance
- Concourse Commentariat

Someone really should check in on McCann’s dog this morning.

Hmm...

Storming the field is euphoric. Did it when FSU upset UF in ‘97. Players were cool about it and stayed out for a half hour. Got a high-five from Peter Warrick.

1. Every Deion Sanders TD celebration
1a. Devin Hester’s homage to Deion Sanders’ TD celebration
2. Terrell Owens’ pom-pom
3. Getting hit by Derek Carr
4. Every other TD celebration

My go-to rebound scream was always “WHY AM I IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP?!”

Would’ve gone with How Far I’ll Go, but nothing to be ashamed of here Coach.

McNair: “I’m genuinely sorry. That was out of line. Please accept my apology Trey.”

Culberson lived his childhood dream! As he put it, “I did that.” I think that’s awesome.

[takes bong rip]

Harbinger of some bad JuJu for him man.

...players would be wearing shirts bearing Frank’s face...

Burn it. And I disagree with Drew to some extent. You can’t blame current players for past transgressions, but you can blame them for choosing to go there.

Watch Happy Valley. You’ll want to nuke the place.