Since 45 minutes have passed and you assholes are all obsessed with pickles ... fuck Penn State.

A fried pickle, in any form, cannot be improved.

Fried pickles are delicious.

“The driver and his female passenger switched seats in the vehicle...“

You’re probably right, which definitely sucks.

Loving the middle finger to the propeller-headed “Fly The W” on those shirts.

“Newton ... potentially could be fined by the NFL, depending how their investigation shakes out.”

Not really Colantonio’s area of expertise, is it now?

Agreed. And it’s in such bad taste to show horrific linjuries in slo-mo.

Just think of your new red-state brethren watching Judge puff pieces on Fox News. Even when you win you lose.

Race officials reportedly became suspicious when the dogs howled the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb in unison.

Please at least get this one right Donald. Claim the Yankees as yours and give us a valid to hate this Yankees team.

Ahem...

The Isle of Man has that cool motorcycle race.

And two really good pitchers going too, but I see no harm in being fatalistic.

The universe can do what it wants with my comments.

It’s baseball, no decision to be made. Plus Gardner would threaten to club anyone foolish enough to mention not going anyway.

Don’t be. Astros won’t survive a loss like that.

Huh. So the Wizards have to cut Marcin Gortat?

We may be looking at the 2019 Odor-Eaters Champion here.