Barry’s just branding.

I mean, Hope Solo’s had her issues Barry but damn.

You can always Freeze it if you’re a donor.

Bad, bad take. Especially given the Wendy’s thing.

Damn right.

Pence was all over that divot.

Took him less time to leave his breast-cancer ridden wife.

...the lack of sustained success can be traced to how U.S. youth soccer and player development are built for making profits...

Sadly, kids all across North Carolina attend African and Afro-American classes such as The Myth of White Privilege, Having Black Friends Means You’re Not Racist, Hoodies: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later, and They Can Use The N-Word So You Should Too every day.

Can we just fast-forward to the end of game 7 when Judge hits a game-winning shot onto Sheffield to an awaiting Derek Jeter who’s having his butt eaten up against a Gatorade sign already?

Shoulda been you Jerry Richardson.

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.

Funny how much more ridiculous Kimbrel’s setup looks when he pipes a fastball to Reddick with the season on the line.

“I am very sorry to say that Return of the Jedi is butt.”

Huh. Should’ve known that. But in my defense, I pay no attention to them.

Paying to watch a public execution feels problematic.

Hmm... Jacksonville? No, that’s only during bowl season. Just tell me!

Nor in Gainesville, Waco, Happy Valley, Oxford, Norman, South Bend, Baton Rouge, Columbus, Tuscaloosa, Austin, Chapel Hill, Knoxville, Athens, Waco, Tucson, Eugene, College Station, Ann Arbor, Columbia, Louisville, Clemson, Waco, Lexington and Waco. Also in whatever backwoods shitheel towns that Mississippi State,…

Hard to say. They still haven’t played anybody.

Worth it just for the Juan Cena comment.