In a watching animals that are trained to do human stuff kinda way I suppose.

Well put.

Let’s not be hasty. No one’s heard about Josh Hamilton’s.

Yeah but he’s a fun, cocky little prick. It works. Schwarber is a lawn chair in the field and a poor man’s Rob Deer at the plate who they treat like a god.

Attempt to adopt a bench? I kicked in $10 and a sizable emotional investment. Damn thing better be there.

Thanks for the Javy fix!

Hmm... Schwarber over Baez?

Haven’t seen a wave that rude since 2004 in Thailand.

Gotta know your audience. “Fuck here if you blame Melo” and it would’ve been gold.

I’d agree if it weren’t for Comfortably Numb.

“I panic... and say the only words I know.”

73. Shut up.

Agreed and supported by Williams having a better batting average and OPS during Joe’s streak. Dammit, now I’m starting to get pissed.

Was raised to believe the AL MVP is a crock because Ted Williams batted .406 and lost to Joltin’ Joe’s 56-game hit streak, won the Triple Crown and lost to Joe Gordon because who-the-shit knows, and, finally, won the Triple Crown AGAIN and lost to Joltin’ Joe because who-the-shit knows.

Humbly submit Journey for consideration.

Spent three years screaming at the TV during Manuel’s time at FSU. Criminal that he’s in the NFL.

With a nod to Silence of the Lambs...

God how I wish those were iMacs.

Angina, starring Will Smith
Christmas 2018

Was wooter ice served?