Tipping wait staff generously should be universal

In fairness, Wells Fargo may have already opened him an account.

I will pray for you. I will pray that this virus does as much damage to you as you wished it did to others and that you suffer immense pain for all the times you have targeted the most vulnerable among us. I don’t want to hear a word from anyone on the board about me being cruel. No I am showing the same mercy to…

“Woman holds up sign reading “You’re All Winners!” Accidentally kills 10 people.”

Have you see the condition of most public men's rooms? There’s not a lot of common sense to be found...

I sent this in a group text last week and my best friend said “You’ve been in a bad habit of re-using old memes lately, but this one is eternal.”

At this very moment, someone reading these words is absolutely certain that they are excluded from the group most Black people consider to be racist.

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

I know people who think like this and it blows my mind and is also a little victim blame-y? Like the millions of Americans who got sick from this virus just weren’t living right, not like you. You healthy, special person with your fantastic immune system from living your correct lifestyle.

Catholics. The most judgy of all the Christers.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

ROFL...neighbors and parents “discovered” the site, huh? Any word on which dad or dads outed her to the rest? Jesus is fine with us LOOKING at OnlyFans, apparently...it’s only the posters who need to be kicked out. You couldn’t pay me to send my kids to a Catholic school. 

I don’t like to see people lose their jobs in this pandemic, but-

a police chief spoke to him a month after the incident and told him that he shouldn’t sleep naked.

The logical reaction should be: Yay! We have more people with education and less debt! This is good for the economy! This will benefit society as a whole, maybe even the world! I couldn’t afford education or was stuck in debt for a long time, but I’m happy people will have more opportunities in the future!

Except which party you support has a significant correlation with if you actually went to college. Rich Republicans don’t have student debt, and poor Republicans think colleges are liberal brainwashing outposts and blame minorities and environmental regulations for their lack of job opportunities instead of the fact…

I’m sure Biden will make punishing the people who tried to overthrow his presidency a top priority after his inauguration.

Teal Seam 6

I needed to hear (read) all of that. I am convinced that if Florida can be given back to the sea, and Texas can be given back to Mexico, we can adopt Puerto Rico and DC as states—all without having to redesign the flag (because budgets!).