I’ve always been preferrential to mixing vodka and vodka.

““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I’m hoping it’s Kirk’s or something, to shake things up.

Mentally adding “...but in a good way.” to all horrible news I read this week.

I’m watching the hell out of this. I’ve missed him so much since Dont Trust the B**** in Apt 23 was canceled.

I’d be satisfied with a Rosario spinoff.

private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings is such a long euphemism

I feel like there are a lot of ways to be a feminist, but as a general rule, if your way involves “mean-spirited discussion of another woman’s aging face and body” then you’re probably doing it wrong

She also shot herself in the foot with Shonda Rimes. Which I think is a bigger deal.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows you need at least four witches to cast decent spells, so unless you’re going to produce another potential witch I won’t listen to this theory.

She should. I love this show and she’s consistently been terrific. I’ve been shocked that she’s been ignored by the Emmy’s the entire time this show has been on. She’s also begun directing episodes as well. Fiona’s the heart of this show, much more than Frank is. Frank has become one-note at this point. Fiona’s been…

Kara, I don’t know how to quit you.

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

My gay heart is excited imagining a new show featuring Patti Labelle and Mariah Carey. The problem is, it would last only for one short episode as there would be no survivors.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”

You have to make a rack of wine glasses.

Sister Sister, eh? My love for Wilmore just grew exponentially...

Kara; “ 2016 Lindsay Lohan and her bootleg Madonna-goes-to-Pemberley accent”. What an ace, mate.

After Carey referred to her diamonds as celebratory, Ellen DeGeneres asked her what she was celebrating. “Living life and wearing diamonds,” responded Carey.