Counterpoint: It worked out pretty well for Sam Malone.

Start a rumor that there is a curse on anyone who steals the salt and pepper shakers. Fake a letter to the editor of the local newspaper claiming to be from an out of towner who wants help returning stolen shakers because things started going terribly wrong after they stole the shakers.

You are doing the lord’s work.

It’s called a “Hardy Boy” when it’s a man.

That is a Red Mocho Cooler.

Making a season of Rick And Morty takes time. Like, a lot of it.

Really hoping for c. Luisa deserves a redemption after cleaning her life up.

Anecdotal evidence for the Thundershirt, I had a dog that loved her Thundershirt to the point she’d go to where it was stored if thunder or fireworks started and wait for someone to put it on her. It worked wonders for her.

When Xo heard Rogelio’s heartbeat I said “NO!” and then again later when Petra was getting in the car I said the same.

If Rogelio dies before the end of the show I will Rogeliriot.

Legends of Tomorrow is still one of the best shows going, even if the most recent magic-related season was messy even for it

Waited tables all through high school summers and full-time through college — wouldn’t have made it through university in DC without the income from waiting tables & bartending.

And I averaged around 23%, which I’m still proud of to this day. Naysayers to tipping often talk about it not being fair to everyone, but the…

PLEASE more posts like this! I love this shit. And I was getting old school Jezebel vibes despite your office moving, apparently, to the depths of hell.

I think I’ve only been in a Planet Hollywood once or twice, both under 10 years old. I do, however, have a super fond memory of the Copenhagen Hard Rock. I studied…

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Diyoza! Octavia! New Skykru Incorporated
We’re gonna do it!

Give us any chance - we’ll take it
Read us any rule - we’ll break it
We’re gonna make our dreams come true...
Doin’ it our way...

I loved this show. Jelly Island was so beautiful. Way heavier than I thought it would be with the cast. Watched it in one sitting.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

I agreed to sit through roughly three hours of something I know very little about in exchange for ice cream. This should tell you everything about how I’ve chosen to structure my life.

It seems like that at about age 25 I snapped a chalk line and said “these are my friends, we aren’t taking any new applications”. It wasn’t a conscious thing, but I’m also okay with it. 

I refuse to believe that this is the last we’ve seen of Michael. My #teamMichael opinions aside, we didn’t get Brogelio! They’d never do us dirty like that.