god damn it, the Worst Typo. fixed it, thanks, sorry Tish.

We call that Freedom Foam.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

DROP. THE. FUCKING. MIC!!

This was a great episode. Wasn’t this also the episode that Emmy Rossum produced?

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

(sorry I know we’re not yassing anymore. But WHOOP)

wow, who sank your Titanic

This is an oddly erotic gif. I can’t be the only one who thinks this right?

“Why can’t I just be cool?”

This is the most epic case of accidental shade I’ve ever seen.

1) I need those cat ear headphones in my life right now.

typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

Somebody get Kara Brown and convene shade court STAT.

HOW ABOUT THOSE GODDAMN DOCTORS LEARN TO GODDAMN WRITE LIKE GODDAMN NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS?!

I wish this was real more than I wish Trump would fall into an open manhole with his tiny fingers being too weak to prevent him from tumbling into the river of raw sewage below.

Just in time for the latest reasons to lose faith in innate human kindness — the FTS (Fuck This Shit) Bunker is now open for the summer season. The a/c is working this year, and utilities are once again being unknowingly donated by local churches and mosques.