Will Ferrell rarely challenges himself but when he does (stranger thsn fiction being the best example) it can be amazing...

i mean the woman is obviously mentally disturbed BUT she also seems like a witch who knows what is up. If you are going to use black magic ALWAYS use it to curse penises is my motto. Don’t waste black magic on trivial shit. Just penis cursing and waffle making. OMINOUS WAFFLE MAKING.

Look, Yoko, I can’t only eat avocado cheeseburgers with truffle fries. I need some roughage in there, even if my body isn’t asking for it.

Beg to differ

There was so much bitterness and righteousness in Anna Kendrick’s tweet. I’m so proud.

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

I can totally see a new trend where badass bitches walk around in heels with canes and maybe cigars or monocles.... but I feel like Rihanna or Bey would need to make it cool before anyone else tries it.

I kind of love both Rowan Blanchard and girl meets world.

I did not, in fact, miss this.

youre the birdologist of my bird heart

K, Danielle Brooks’s bathing suit is on fire. I love it.

WARREN 2024!!

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

PJCore for life.

Truly, the lack of fawning over Goldie is embarrassing for everyone in this comment section.

This argument was made 50 years ago, and your position lost. Sorry.

Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

I will take literally any excuse to eat more carbs, so Japanese potatoes it is!

That Trefoils is in the top three—ahead of Tagalongs, no less—is a goddamn travesty and I am ashamed to work here.