My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

That's downright spooky, scary. But that's what happens when boys become men. Men gotta become wolves.

I love this thank you Kara for being a badass this year! You told it like it needed to be told on many issues and for that you deserve all the stars!

I'm OK with everything on this list for the most part but when it comes to peanut butter, I've tried all of those freshly ground nut butters and have been very disappointed. It might be silly but I really prefer Chunky Jif over all of that freshly ground stuff.

A presidential edition of Shade Court would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. Just FYI.

Hmm. This feels like a trap.

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

do you guys just run to her every time bellow KARA WAIT IS THIS SHADE?!

I'll be purchasing mine from the girls in front of the Ralph's as I always do. But this was totally my face while I was reading this:

No lie, this is actually my favorite series on Jezebel that I read religiously. No, no sarcasm or shade. #Truth

I CAME FOR THE GIF

Mister Rogers. I refuse to believe he's tainted.

I would like to use this opportunity to say I AM GOING TO BE A MURDERY UNICORN FOR HALLOWEEN. A MURDERCORN. AND IT WILL BE THE BEST COSTUME BECAUSE IT WILL HAVE MURDERED ALL OF THE OTHER COSTUMES.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

I'm glad this effort failed. I mean, I understand that Spain is virtually-problem free and, you know, idle hands and all that but just because there aren't any actual problems in Spain doesn't mean that they should devote their time to trying to deal with the non-existent problem of women having too much reproductive…