I watched this without sound. How many "bro"s did I miss?

Wow, how blunt of her.

We should ask Marty Schottenheimer and Dick Vermeil to come out of retirement and teach this kid what a brutal practice schedule actually is.

I'd also get that smashed if I had to officiate a NFC East game.

You sir, are dense.

I'm fully aware of how tipping out works and that the bus boys, bar backs and bartenders don't get a cut if I don't tip a bad server. Regardless, not tipping a bad server is important. The bus boys, bar backs and bartenders, by virtue of getting stiffed because Sally McTextingInTheCornerInsteadOfKeyingInMyOrder…

If you are not one of the FIRST people to reply you remain the in PENDING section which SUCKS ASS. Drew, please FIX this problem. Deadspin is SUCKING joy out of my life....

Wait, wait, wait. He named his kid Hawkins Romo?

I must say I disagree a smidge with the subheading "Exaggerating the importance of the NFL." I know what you're saying, vis a vis the Pepsi Lady's specific comment, but in a larger sense, the last couple of weeks have shown how significant a role the NFL plays in our social discourse/awareness — although not necessary…

If the Cards end up needing an RB, they just signed Chris Rainey to their practice squad last week. Rainey was cut by the Steelers last year after being arrested for domestic violence. (The charge was later dropped.)

I should emphasize the distinction between "leaking contract terms anonymously" and "announcing them at a press conference."

I'm actually more angry at the Vikings than the NFL. They're the ones who employ AP. The Vikings have a history of releasing or suspending players with any kind of serious criminal charges. Not convictions. Charges. But when it's the franchise guy, everything changes. It's easy to have principles when you can…

He doesn't kinda have a point. He flat out has a point. Booze and domestic violence, and violence in general, are directly related.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

I'm guessing Vikings GM Rick Spielman already had this information (but he'll probably deny it) when he had his press conference today announcing Peterson will play this weekend. This is all sounding so familiar.

The incumbent needs to go. In Buffalo, if you can't get it done in four years, it's never gonna happen.

Marshall's jacket courtesy of the "Kitchen Backsplash" collection from Nordstrom.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.