this is my day job.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Fuck off, chubby

It's been a fun couple of decades to be Chiefs fan, as they truly are a record-setting team:

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

A Cleveland Browns fan getting betrayed and abused by the thing he loves should hardly be newsworthy at this point, Samer.

Pretty cool that Peyton wears his uniform out to the club.

"My team got assraped in its big chance to seize control of the AFC playoff race, on national television, but Gronk only has one catch on me!!!!"

Welcome to the new NFL. Hit a receiver hard, draw a flag and a fine.

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

I have a friend who travels around the country during the regular season to see games in every park. Not specifically of her team, though sometimes the timing works out that way. She'll sit in any seat for any team match-up.

Weird. He previously said on Twitter that the Royals were very nice when they approached him, now he's saying they were angry. Hmm...

"you have to work like 10 straight nights..you're always dropping your hard earned cash on lozenges for your sore throat, and you rarely get a chance to really show some talent"

And once again, Pete Carroll is mocked and ignored when he should be listened to. No one out there is better equipped to discuss the ins-and-outs of a long-term war and the occupation of an enemy's territory than a former Trojan.