This is where I stand.

I’m not a Green Beret but I’ll volunteer to be a vet that endorses Kap and anyone else that would like to take a knee to highlight unchecked police brutality.

I used to watch my Dad absolutely ruin batters with that exact pitch. He had a really odd wind up and pitch that would distract batters and they would just watch the ball pass through the strike zone.

I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime within 5 minutes.  It’s something I learned in the Navy.

Also, these underground operations tend to use shitty cartridges that likely contain lead. 

You forgot about the time Obama had the nerve to ask for Dijon mustard.  What a fucking embarrassment!

I live in Oklahoma and I can promise you, that’s exactly how these people are.

Saw a commercial for these the other day.  First thought was “so it’s a pizza that’s folded in half?”.

You re absolutely correct.  It’s always been about abortion.

I lived in Hawaii for 24 years and developed a love for Spam.  Not this bullshit though.

The “end” of the Cold War did not stop any of the behavior. On both sides. Russia cannot be trusted to do the right thing by us any more than they can trust us to do the right thing with them.

Still not getting my money.

Yep.  Everyone else is shooting for 2nd place.

Watching that, I’m fairly certain she could just jump onto my roof.  Incredible!

I stand like that when I need to poop.

Good.

That’s exactly what this is.

You don’t have to waste your time hoping. It will be a fucking white guy every time.

50 year old here.  Uhhhhhhhhhhh?

Sounds like my shitty step dad.