He absolutely does not know any of that.

We live in the same neighborhood! 

I already thought they were both fucking garbage humans.  So no.

I believe I was in 2nd grade when my mother thought it’d be a good idea to sew me into the mummy costume she’d come up with for me.

Yes.

The fuck is that even supposed to be?

That American flag ribbon he’s wearing is just a decoration anyone can buy. It’s not an actual award for anything.

Oklahoma.

Yep!

Indica or sativa?

No mention of the young lady that had her boobs out for an extended view on live TV? Ovechkin missed it but the rest of the team seemed to enjoy it.

Pretty much.

I suspect he’ll be dead before that happens.

I’m with you. I actually picked up a six 3 weeks ago. Yesterday, I finally worked up the courage to try it.  It wasn’t bad but I couldn’t wrap my head around it.  Maybe if they didn’t call it “beer”?  Reading the label and taking a slug caused my brain to struggle a bit.

I once did this with bloody Mary ingredients. Let’s just say it was a bit much. It was much easier to recover from than a burger though. I just had to cut my mixture with more, non-smoked ingredients and it was actually pretty good.

USPS would like a word with you.

I like both but Five guys is a twenty dollar bill for a burger, fries, and a soda.

I’m hoping the rest of the country has changed their minds about trump.  Oklahoma has not.  My circle of friends has become more like a dot of friends.  All of these motherfuckers vote.  They’re like old people for their entire lives.

Correct. Also, those are jobs that individual opted to take to pay their bills. Nothing more. Most anyone can do it. The doctor thing might be considerably harder. But still a job. Unfortunately, some people that take those jobs get pretty full of themselves and others buy into it.

That hull and superstructure don’t make any sense at all.