As a Wings fan, I can promise you he will frustrate and disappoint you.

“Why do white people think they are smarter than everyone else?”

Any JO that can’t get past 0-3 will not make it to a 20 year retirement, let alone a 30 year.

Rock solid suggestion.

You are correct.

Just popping in to say I love your user name.

I once overheard my then teenage son and his girlfriend.  RIght when I walked by I heard her groan “duuuuuuuude, that is awesome”.  It’s actually difficult to laugh and vomit at the same time.

I noticed the Boeing badges on the small UUV. Having am aerospace company build submersibles is a good idea, right? ASDS <cough, cough>

Two years ago I had a pretty nasty heart attack and flatlined on the way to the hospital.  I’m glad they were able to bring me back but death does not scare me. I look forward to being recycled back into the universe.

I have done his(am currently doing it) most of my adult life. I’ve never considered that it could be RLS. My wife has it bad enough that I sometimes have to go to a guest room to sleep. She gave me a charlie horse in my right butt cheek last night. (that’s not an awesome way to wake up) I’ve always thought the RLS is…

I have a dog like that. He doesn’t bite but he barks at everyone for 5 full minutes when they come in the house. Hell, he barks at me when I go check the mail.

Dead men tell no tales.

My wife’s car has a push button shifter. I drive it about twice a month and do not need to look to select the right button. The only thing that is wonky for me is when I go back to my truck and try to turn the volume down from the steering wheel. I do not have a fancy truck.

No completely related to this article but....

This is what I have been saying to my wife several times a week.

Why start?  I’m not necessarily against it (my wife is) but I don’t see the point.  I’d rather stick to cannabis. Coke is the wrong direction for my high.

I recently went on a Pixies YouTube bender.  It was a great day.

“The real question is, are we really still doing that much cocaine in North America? Come on guys, it’s not the 1980s anymore.”

Yeah, I don’t get it.  Fortunately, my kids are grown, so I don’t have to worry about a similar scenario.

Ever made your own?