Oh I knew how to do it. I just didn't want to. 

A few hours later, I asked my brother for “help” with my algebra homework. By the end of the night, he’d done my homework for me.

First thing I thought was: lucky they weren’t black

My guess is it didn’t dawn on them to upgrade the brakes after jacking up the truck and stuffing huge offroad tires on it. No amount of LED light bars will help these dim bulbs.

The wheelchair in the bed has me wondering if the Toyota is modified for accessibility.  It wouldn’t excuse anything, but it adds potential answers to “what went wrong?”

The queen of going high, Obama diverted from her usual elevated stance, taking a long stretch of minutes to descend into shitting on Donald Trump.

So basically we are fighting this on two fronts. Trying to undo the nonsense and working through it.

Well to all the old ass, welfare recipient MAGA Hat wearing losers that need The USPS to deliver you your medicine (Government paid for), Porn and welfare this is especially ironic. Look Donald we get it the only way you can win is to cheat. I mean you are kinda giving away the bag from your last electoral “victory”…

One problem I keep running into, living in a deeply Democratic state/district - every time these “oppose Trump’s latest buffoonery/illegal action” calls come up - who am I supposed to call? Representatives that are already on the front line voting against him every step of the way? I need people from Florida, Ohio,…

I’ll see your merkin and raise you underwear scrapings and juices.

I’ve always been someone who was super into parts of internet culture way longer than I probably should have been. I used to know who all the big YouTube stars were while most friends my age were clueless. But I cannot get in to TikTok. At least Vine and YouTube allowed for some creativity, but all the biggest TikTok…

Biden will be 82 when he finishes his term...think about that. There’s a better than fair chance that his VP will become president. If that were to happen more than half-way through his term, that VP-turned president could run for two more terms. This is a big decision. It’s got to be about more than a VP pick who…

LOL

Sen Duckworth is pretty bad-ass, but also really enjoy watching her kick ass in the Senate. Rep. Bass is also getting lots of good press, with even the Republicans she works with liking her. Sen. Harris is super competent, but, rightly or wrongly, some people will hang the law & order mantle around her neck like a…

Don’t know if you saw Bill Hader’s Mooch skit on SNL. If you haven’t, it’s not particularly worth looking up, aside from the line:

Police have always been a political entity; there’s no “seems like” about it.

I like Travis Fimmel, but damned if I didn’t think he was Charlie Hunnam when I watched the trailer.

Who gives a whole container of scalding soup to a child anyway? I mean, it says it right in the instructions!

Actually, I love working on cars by myself. It’s almost like meditation for me. Just me, tools, and the machine. I just work better that way. When I absolutely need to enlist someone’s help (for large/heavy things), I almost resent it, because it feels like an intrusion.

I mean, if I don’t have to be at a place by a time there’s no reason to rush to a place and get necessities (food, coffee) on the way because procuring them at home would take too long.  If I have basically unlimited time at home (hooray pandemic?) I can make my own egg mcmuffin.  Or just eat grape nuts or something.