Never go by someone’s word in business, if it’s that important put that shit in writing. and if you are a pro MMA fighter, then your job is to fight not star in movies. If fighting was so important, she would have fought. But it seems she has her eye on other things and doesn’t care as much as she thinks about MMA. 

“He never would have stuck to that prepubescent conviction if the parenting and upbringing (both before and after the incident) had been all that peachy”

Anybody remember these?

I am all for a one-strike policy that gets any unruly passenger in the TSA’s no-fly database across all airlines domestic and international. I don’t want to be stuck in a tube that either operates perfectly or kills you and everyone around you with dumb, dangerous entitled assholes.

Likely several things here but with things getting hot and not working and then working again points to a thermal problem. I remember 80's and 90's GM ignition control modules that would get hot, shut down and kill the spark. By the time AAA arrived, it had cooled down enough to start working again.

Can we talk about how unrecognizable Glazer is with that flattened shoulder-length hair?

People tend to write Latinx in things as gender neutral just cover everyone officially. It’s kinda just been decided as a catch all, I think it’s cool to be inclusive and take that into consideration like using “their” instead of him or her for nonbinary people. You and people you know may not like it so don't use it.…

This is the only thing related to Trump women that I actually support.

“So, you’re saying you don’t go down?” the interviewer clarified.

A leaf blower can work well for that dry, powdery snow, too. 

It really boils down to this: the Republican men want to fuck her, and the Republican women are mad that the Republican men want to fuck her

There are plenty of really intelligent people are also just asshats. The one does not preclude the other. I’m guessing Ted was an obnoxious, precocious kid who grew into a dick of a teen and as a fully formed adult is just a real piece of shit.  Someday we will discover there is a gene for this. 

I’m not “alone”. Uh, spinsters, shut-ins, toll booth attendants — these are “alone” people. Batmanuel is “lone”— as in Lone Ranger, or, uh, lone wolf. “Alone” is an unfortunate predicament. "Lone" is an aesthetic choice.

I could never pick a favourite Batmanuel line, but the shortlist must also include:

I think it’s:
Lady Liberty: “What size are you?”
Batmanuel: “I’m Batmanuel size”

‘Batmanuel was not born yesterday...Although I am still quite young’

In a way, that fear is good. In 2016, most people just assumed that Clinton would win and voter turnout was low. If people are genuine worried about the future, hopefully they’ll show up to vote him out.

Jalopnik writer when they see a underpowered, weird, limited edition and unreliable car only available overseas:

Are any of these good?  I’ve seen Menage a trois on the shelves but I’ve never bought it  because I’d feel self-conscious buying it with that name and also if you have resort to that kind of marketing I’m skeptical of the quality