“[E]verywhere that we could, we dialed it down,” he said. “We made the contrast between the bags under his eyes and the orange skin softer than it actually is. We made the hair a little less cartoonish than it actually is. We made the suits fit a little bit better. We went out of our way to play fair because we felt…

so I just round up to 160

The City actually allocates hundreds of millions of dollars to pay out lawsuits generated by Police conduct.

You would be wrong. NYC routinely pays out somewhere on the order of $200M per year to settle lawsuits against NYPD. And it really doesn’t lead to change. If you want change, you need those at the very least to hit the police department budget, so NYPD has to choose between losing funding for things they want, and…

I guess it would have been too obvious to have Ryan Reynolds to voice Deadpool in this.

Wilson can be in another room.  If I take cheese out of the refrigerator it’s like I cast “summon dog.”

Oh yes, every chicken breast I shred, he’s RIGHT THERE staring at me.

Our pupper’s diet is 90% dog food/treats, but he does get a few little bits of human food here and there - a tiny bit of unseasoned chicken (if I’m shredding some, and there are gristly bits, I’ll rinse them and give them to him), a bit of cheese, maybe a piece of popcorn. And he loves, LOVES peanut butter Cheerios,…

My dog exists primarily on pet food, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t show up every time I’m pulling apart a cooked chicken for soup. He gets plenty of chicken, beef and pork as treats. I dont feed him any raw meat outside the freeze dried stuff they say is raw in his dog food.

Liberals need a positive, exciting reason to show up to the polls and unify the party.

Unless the relationship with Maserati was different, the sultan’s modifications were generally approved and completed by the manufacturer or an in-house unit.

At this rate, we may have to rename you Blanche, because your success will stem entirely from relying on the kindness of strangers.

Think about all the things you are doing with this project:

I refuse to feel sorry for someone who has basically trash (that’s what unused, unregistered shit boxes are) laying around in their yard. I would be so pissed to have to look at that if I was your neighbor. I get wanting to collect good deals and work on them slowly, but this shit was hoarder status and needed to be…

If only you put as much effort into following local laws as you do improving vehicles that you don’t even own.

“... but Jeeps are so ubiquitous that it makes the brand look bad because a lot of people don’t know what the Hell they’re doing.”

Yeah, death wobble occours in any vehicle that’s been lifted and mounted with massive tires; it’s an issue of steering geometry. People spend a couple G’s lifting their trucks, but not spending any time setting anything up. I think it’s just more common on Jeeps because of their weight; a dually with a 6.6 Duramax…

All true, but the appeal of the Bronco is that it’s not a beater like an old Jeep. It’s a car that can pull double duty as a respectable and useful DD while not driving like garbage like a Wrangler. There’s no way I’d pay new money for it, but used in five years or so I could definitely see myself considering it for a…

I love Jodie Foster, and like Brooke Shields she somehow survived a horrible stage mother and all the temptations of 70s and 80s Hollywood to go onto to an ivy league school and great success as an actor and director. And Taxi Driver? The woman deserves all the respect.

The problem here is that the Jezebel staff is too young to have known Holly Hunter and Jodie Foster when they were young (in Foster’s case VERY young) actors making their mark in excellent films. Their confusion is clearly generational - they might as well be discussing Greta Garbo, Ingrid Bergman and Barbara Stanwyck.