I am trying to pull up the old Saturday Night Live Weekend Update skit they did where Darryl Dawkins was voted Man Of The Millenium.

This makes me so sad.

I am so tired of having a vagina and being treated like a fuck toy piece of dirt. Can I give it back?

You know, mostly I’ve been looking at this whole Ashley Madison thing with a sense of remote abstraction. I never used the service. So, like jilted love songs or baby photos, it’s just another realm of human activity that I don’t relate to at all.

-51...that's amazing and glorious. Let the racist, sexist pricks who support him have their fun. We can bathe in their tears next year.

The alleged victim previously testified that she tried to be “as polite as possible” to Labrie

Anyone who wants to know more about how the state’s case should have been easily blown apart should listen to the Undisclosed Podcast. The phone records, medical examiner’s report, and investigative mistakes all lead to one conclusion: Not Guilty.

The police told Jay Wilds to cooperate in building a case against Sayed…

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

It sounds like you’re repressing something.

Don’t worry, he’s behind parallel bars now.

I’m gonna lean toward him actually saying something privately to his sister about his feelings on the molestation. From what’s posted above, he doesn’t seem like the type to bite his tongue. So for all we know, he has been telling her the same thing from jump but with this latest scandal, he decided to go public when…

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

Kidz

Per Wonder Woman creator William Moulton Marston (emphasis mine): “Not even girls want to be girls so long as our feminine archetype lacks force, strength, and power. Not wanting to be girls, they don’t want to be tender, submissive, peace-loving as good women are. Women’s strong qualities have become despised because…

ODU=ODB’s alma mater?

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

This is certainly terrible news...but we can’t lose sight of what’s really important: Did he have an account on Ashley Madison?

Your move Texas.

I am Mexican. I for random reasons have documents. But I have many relatives and friends who are EXACTLY like me in every possible measure but have no documents. I do not consider myself any different from an undocumented Mexican but I can and will vote and I will make sure that me and my kids NEVER forget this. For…