jchonan
JC needs a vacation
jchonan

Hearted for familiarity with regressive Indiana social program policy. IFSSA contractor, here.

Always preferred "Canuckistan" myself. (AB)

I noticed this... I've got "Student Prime" and a Kindle, it's $.99 for me.

You'll get a better response from Gizmodo if you email them. Scroll to the bottom of the page and click on "send a tip".

Check the FAQ on the linked photojojo page: "The drops are quite corrosive." I'd be willing to bet you're right.

How many jokes did you make about the "extreme deep invader" plane? :)

I have to admit to using "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission" more often than I'd like, but didn't realize that it's her quote.

No A-10 love? I always figured, tell {enemy state} that you're sending in the A-10s and they'll respond "Sorry, didn't you get the memo? We surrendered a few hours ago. Really."

I'll tell you what the problem is... it CLEARLY says on the bottle, "For External Use Only", and frankly I'm shocked and appalled that they're willing to rub MY internet history on their skin, much less try to ingest it!

It's actually not too late to do something like this. Add a copy of your house and car keys, important phone numbers, password to twitter to send out "Our daughter is missing, please contact xxx-yyy-zzzz if you find her" messages, password to your mobileme account so they can "find my iphone" you, etc...

Because the people who are licensed experts will jump for the chance to burn you at the stake for providing even correct advice, that way they can maintain the stranglehold on their profession.

Ceres, currently considered a dwarf planet, is at 2.77AU on the outer edge of the asteroid belt, so I'm fine with counting it.

Change that to "scrota of six Congressmen" and you've got yourself a law!

He hypnotizes anyone coming into his bedroom by surrounding them with mirrors.

You've just been hearted for that. :)

Picking up your snark slack, I'm waiting for the day we discover intelligent life inside our solar system. :)

My boss doesn't care what the heck I do on my free time, even if it's download games, but the firewall we have blocks torrent traffic and "game sites" are blocked by default.

So you're saying that the joke's on the People's Court?