“Why were you fired from your last job?”

Fair enough, and I usually just joke around on here, but I’m interested to see if a “fuck it whatever” season is the best season this “fuck it whatever” QB has ever had. There’s potential there.

This is great. David please forward me the contact information for the new owners. I am looking for a safe and quite place to have events for my motor loving friends. I am thinking a schedule like this. Hours would be 5 pm to midnight or later.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

+100% overlap Venn diagram

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

He’s so proud and red-faced. He probably thinks he’s getting 3 credits in an adult education class at The Electoral College.

(purple dust everywhere) HERMAPHRODITE!

Good christ this is such a stupid trend.

+1 Crying Game

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

As a 33 yo male, I can confidently say if Ashley Feinbeg and Emma Carmichael start their own feminist website, I will read the fuck out of that.

Call it “Not-Gawker”.

10/10 would read

let’s start a website

instead of leaving you should have gone around the building and came back in

“NFL disbursed $7.8 billion in national revenue—a 9.6 percent increase from the previous year.”