THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

Costas is on point—you can’t celebrate anything in this country anymore without first thanking the troops (and to a lesser extent, first responders).

Hey, I was born in the USA! This song is about me!

Good take from Bob Costas:

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Yeah not to mention it takes the character-building away. I remember grinding aluminum blocks by hand and electrolysis-rusting our parents’ license plates to get thermite. 

This is what pisses me off about Amazon. Sure you can buy all your bomb making stuff online, but it kills your local mom and pop bomb shop. That’s where you’re gonna get helpful advice about bombs making with a smile.

1 Klansmen and his 5 friends makes 6 Klansmen.

Awwww, this is so great!! I thought you were going one way but man you hit this one out of the park! Well done!

What a lazy joke.

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

Apple says FaceID requires “user attention,” so your eyes have to be open and looking at the device. This should prevent the notorious girlfriend-nap attack.

I say he was hacked. The video wasn’t of a blobfish fapping madly to a picture of a soup can in a pair of Dockers.

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

This. Is. EVERYTHING.

Well, the real good news is that’s...potentially criminal.

The good news is, some Equifax execs won’t be destitute s a result of this hack. It really is a meritocracy, after all!

I’m with you, Albert. The Football-Industrial Media Complex (there’s blame to share all around) has drained all the joy and fun out of the game for me. It’s millionaires colliding with each other to make money for billionaires who let themselves be ruled by morons.