THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

Costas is on point—you can’t celebrate anything in this country anymore without first thanking the troops (and to a lesser extent, first responders).

Hey, I was born in the USA! This song is about me!

Good take from Bob Costas:

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

1 Klansmen and his 5 friends makes 6 Klansmen.

Awwww, this is so great!! I thought you were going one way but man you hit this one out of the park! Well done!

What a lazy joke.

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

This. Is. EVERYTHING.

I’m with you, Albert. The Football-Industrial Media Complex (there’s blame to share all around) has drained all the joy and fun out of the game for me. It’s millionaires colliding with each other to make money for billionaires who let themselves be ruled by morons.

Same. I actually had an old GF tell me at one point that I was addicted to NFL football and that she had considered staging a very real intervention. I don’t watch it at all, now. The announcers grate on me, the pre-game shows annoyed me, and cheering for people to get almost killed felt kinda bad after a while. I…

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

I just about shit a brick on the binaural knock test.

That’s Trump’s America for you. Greys are out first. Browns next.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

LOL, that’s cute.