WTF is wrong with Iowa?

I live in El Paso and am so sick of someone in Iowa telling me that the border is unsafe and we need a wall. It’s just not true and you aren’t qualified to have an opinion on this.

Counter-point: a dude literally wandering from town to town in search of his son, fighting to stay alive in a shitty world not of his making, is actually not a bad use of the song at all.

A Trump-supporting Red Sox fan?

Oh, did he chat up the wait staff about the importance of primer on an exterior wall, and when you need to repair a snowblower or just replace one?

I grew up with a “We’re never going on another god damn Vacation Dad”

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Anyone else remember how deregulating the airline industry was going to increase competition, end effective monopoly routes and lower prices?

Here’s the takeaway; she didn’t protest and meekly let them force her to carry a heavy child in her lap for the whole trip.

Won’t happen. In fact I’m expecting Bettman to award an expansion franchise to Albuquerque any day now.

Here’s hoping they fail and the league contracts them in fewer than five years.

i wish i could give you more stars, that said the whole point of this article was the fact that the hawks can avoid the cap recapture penalties if Hossa doesnt actually retire and just goes on LTIR.

People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

Reportedly management called him up and said “It’s a Shane but we’re Doan with you.”

There’s hope in a world where Michael Scott can provide the inspiration for Lebron James to own Draymond Green on the internet.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

I dunno Tom, watching LeBron lose 4 in a row in the finals is fun to me. Even more fun that it’s happening in embarrassing fashion.

among most things that confuse me about what or why preds fans celebrate anything they do (like any time a player gains the zone?) why do they chant murrays name so much and especially after an empty net goal? I guess hockey has changed a lot since 2 months ago.