I learned long ago to subtract 3" from whatever a guy tells you on the internet. (Call me.)

BECAUSE IT HOT IN ARIZONA SO OLD PEOPLE GO TO ICE PLACE TO MAKE BODYS COOL AND WATCH TEAM GO

You’d think the NHL would already have such a rule, especially given what they did to poor John Scott, who was actually doing NHL stuff, kinda.

Also, would it kill Byfuglien to assert himself in these situations? He’s a 5000-pound man on rails, nobody should be doing this stuff to his teammates.

The key is to make the team lose the roster spot for the duration (or more?) of the suspension. Sure, you can bring a mugger up but if he gets suspended for 5 games, you’ll be making it with 22 guys.

I think you’re on the right track, but it’s got to be a penalty that hurts the team. What do the Pens care if Sestito gets 10 games? Sanction them money or low level draft picks or something. But it has to be the organization that takes the hit.

One of the best things about Aliens, for me, is the complete character arc of Pfc. Hudson. He’s pretty much a background player, he’s not getting long expository pieces but it’s a complete (and relatable) package.

Breaking: Republicans guesstimation of economy grossly off mark

Right, except that’s not the news or the point of mentioning the index. The reason it’s noted is the extremes (unseen in nearly 70 years) of the index. We don’t just seem more divided, we are, historically so.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

+1 Breitbart News Editor

+1 failed rebellion.

All of them?

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

when you join you get some nice hand towels that you must never ever use, as they are for guests only

He can’t possibly be racist. He’s wearing an American flag tie in his portrait photo for god sakes!!!

Adopted son, very likely abused by Dad. Not excusing his actions but he was created by his farther. He deserves any sentence he gets but in addition to that, any sentence he gets should be tacked onto Jerry’s as well.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.