What if my bootstraps cost $6 million?

The Republican obsession with repealing the estate tax is a prime example of this phenomenon.

Yeah. Point out to all of those conservatives that there are some discrepancies between the economic policies they selfishly support and the words and teachings of Jesus Christ that they purport to follow.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

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“Big deal. I pulled that off for almost 15 years.”

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Turns out, having a head “on a swivel” is really fucked up and not at all how bones should work.

“Now, son, we know that the doctor said that you’re risking becoming a quadriplegic with one more hit, but what’s that, anyway? Just some fancy doctor word for getting to sit around all day, drink milkshakes through a straw, and watch all the Netflix you want. Heck, that don’t sound half bad to me at all! So why don’t…

I like how this piece goes from smooth, collected annoyance to fuck it fuck this fuck everyone fuck fuck fuck.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

Still too soon. :[

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

Doesn’t Panarin get a bonus if he reaches the ASG? CONSPIRACY!!!!

Because there should be no Sabres?

None of those four constitute ‘teams’.

I object to the inclusion of Avs, Coyotes, Sabres, and Islanders.

+1 Uggs I think you meant.