To Trump voters, “the elites” are college professors, scientists, and people who eat arugula.
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“Drain the swamp” means different things to Trump voters than it does others. People on the left keep thinking “his voters will turn on him once they see how he’s staffing his administration with political and financial elites.”
Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.
Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”
Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”
Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.
Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.
I guess crying is allowed in “a man’s game” but concussion spotting and protocol is for babies, eh Patty?
Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.
“NO. YOU CANNOT!!!!”
- Tim Tebow
“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”
“DONATE TODAY TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD” after his next ridiculous touchdown.
Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.
+however many fingers I’m holding up
“make our program great again.”
Holy fuck that is fitting.
Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.
He actually completely missed everyone he took a swing or a kick at.
Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters
Same here on Toolbox city. That huge bridge was glorious
Yeah. Super Van City was expensive back in the day. So I got Toolbox City instead.
“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year