I chose those countries specifically because they were poor shitholes and yet somehow they can still afford to provide healthcare.

Breaking News: China and India both offer free tuition and free healthcare to their 3 BILLION citizens.

Many countries offer free college tuition including Kenya, Panama, and Uruguay, but you’re right, America is too poor for such indulgences. Plus if we educated our citizenry who would be left to vote for Republicans and reality TV stars? 

You’re welcome. I can state other obvious facts for you if you like:

It’s not an argument, it’s a fact. The athletes are not paid to play despite the universities and coaches making millions on them playing.

No. I’m saying the idea that there’s sportsmanship in a multi-billion dollar industry run on the backs of unpaid labor is a joke.

I recall thinking 2015 was shit. Oh boy was I in for a surprise! Count on 2017 being exponentially worse.

You mean the year Obama steps down and Trump officially becomes president of the US?

Fuck CNN

I think it’s time we torch this continent and start over.

I don’t get it, Samer. Are you suggesting that the bandages are covering up a receding hairline?

Boy, is he in for a surprise!

On second thought, Pence might be the greatest troll ever. Ruining the night of these rich liberals who spent thousands of dollars to see a Broadway play.

Gifs for Drew Magary readers, that’s the whole point.

I was saying Mathieu-urns.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

Orlando Brown agrees with you.

While I don’t advocate violence, if anyone in the greater Rochester area happens to come across this guy and accidentally kicks his ass because, you know, he might be looking to steal your wallet, I’m sure you’d be thanked tenfold.