he can’t read yet

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

Stupid Flanders.

Twelve innocent people. 12.

My children are grown men now, but for years their sworn quest was to figure out which neighbor was slipping this bullshit in with the Snickers.

Poisoned candy/tylenol kills innocent people = a permanently changed nation

Crazy is also fun, though

Nuke the entire site from orbit.

+1 Field GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

National Futbol League

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

I had a meatball friend texting me a week ago that Baez was a “fucking scumbag” and “garbage” for the way he played. He would prefer to have Conor Gillaspie because he doesn’t show off... plays the game the “right way.”

But then you will have to suffer the blaze of glory in the eyes of an Indians fan.

Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.

CounterCounterpoint: Sports don’t need human error

Was at this game last night. When he scored this goal I jumped up and spilled salsa, from my nachos, all over my pants. You owe me pants, Hossa.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

Someone should tell him to fly a kite. With the rope tied around his feet. And a car door for a kite.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.