+1 offered politely, and only if it doesn’t interfere with anyone else’s

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Hello? It’s called ‘stamina.’ STA-MI-NA. And he’s got a great one. Lots of it.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Wait, 33-42 at home??? Up until this moment I didn’t realize that. Has a team every finished 15 games over on the road and below .500 at home? This is now a certainty to happen even if the Cards win out.

The one with the books behind her is especially galling. I mean, if you’re such a genius, why do you need a stack of books? Shouldn’t you, like, know that stuff?

The worst (well, one of the worst -- who can keep count?) is when Hillary, in a speech, carefully and painstakingly -- with numerous actual examples -- laid out how Trump has worked and courted racists and used that as a base of support.

Trump simply replied with, “She’s a bigot” and headlines followed with “Candidates…

I hear what you’re saying, but if any prosecutor at any level (local, state, or federal) files charges against him, his company, and/or his “foundation” now (i.e. during the election), he’ll just spin it as more proof that the election is rigged against him and that the government wants to shut him up because they’re…

I literally can’t think of one job I would hire this man to perform.

Car salesman? Not enough charisma or knowledge.
Mid-level manager at an office job? He’d be an HR nightmare. Also not enough knowledge.
General manager at a fast-food chain? Couldn’t manage a staff.
Stock broker? He’s gone bankrupt 4 times.

What is he…

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

“The Browns, at No. 2...”

I honestly thought that appearing in a Super Bowl over forty years ago being labeled “Vikings Greatest Moments” was going to be it, but no... it appears to just be one of their greatest moments.

“The ACC will move the eight neutral site championships: women’s soccer, football, men’s and women’s swimming and diving, women’s basketball, men’s and women’s tennis, women’s golf, men’s golf, and baseball.”

Ahh, Florida State fans. It’s like if Notre Dame fans were bad at spelling.

Hell. Book them straight to hell one way.

+1 Rx for Fukitol from Mike Keyster, M.D.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

The problem is that for any of that to work, you need officials who are willing and able to see headshots and acknowledge them as such. If last night was any indication, the NFL can’t reach that bare minimum of integrity.

This is on Denver because they relentlessly targeted Newton but I also find it really disturbing that there’s not a discussion about checking the defensive shits who pull this too. The focus is on the high profile positions and players but those guys are having the same impact to their brains.