Survival Royale: Roguelike

Fuckin lol. I hope people throw smoothies at him for the rest of his dumb life. 

Yes, end qualified immunity. But, but, but. Oh. my. god. My dude. My guy. Something has gone terribly wrong between the planning and execution phases of the, um, hair.

It must be weird to go through life as a constantly-exploding hand-grenade.

Nice! I’m gonna buy 100 of these to mine NFTs.

There are crypto-tanks??

This is pretty good evidence that the human race needs a good, meaty war every generation or so just to cull young men from the global population. 

Yeah, that tracks.

How did your maggoty brain determine that the term “assault rifle” was the critical part of this whole shit fiasco?

Sounds like you and I have to fight.

I don’t care. I’ll eat a rat.

I hope rogue-likes/lites are relegated to the ash heap of history soon. 

I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty good at dismantling blues. So, this feels like a nerf.

You should sell them an nft of this article.

They’re trying to cover up the game’s origins, obviously.

I hope they kill each other in the wrestling ring, live on fox news.

Yikes. That’s fucked up.

I applaud the effort, but this is my personal nightmare. 

They should just return the ammo. Really, really quickly. 

I can’t believe this guy named himself after his game, though.