I hope the box is full poisonous snakes and grenades.

Uh, I need the caps lock key to YELL AT SCRUB BITCHES WHO IGNORE MECHANICS AND STAND IN THE FIRE.

That’s just a regular Hawaiian dog.

I sincerely hope she is eaten by opossums.

Does this mean the app store will be less cluttered with festering trash? A: No, russia will take up the slack. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if they put this sad shell of itself out of its misery. What a fuckin bummer, though. 

The rock is such a smarmy shit-eater. Fuck him. 

Every time I see “Starfield” my brain sees “Seinfeld”. And … a Bethesda open-world Seinfeld game might be amazing.

Defector is so good. Fuck G/O Media. 

That’s I’m exclusively mining used cars these days. 

Abso-fucking-lutely.

They should replace her with a huge, rotting ham.

Election lies are now a critical tenet of the republican platform. It’s here to stay.

Yep. I shop at uwajimaya once a week at least and goddamn those enokis have skyrocketed. It sucks, cuz I use them a lot. A lot.

I can’t even aim my gun in Destiny while playing Destiny.

Nobody believes China’s bullshit. Not in this case. Not in any case.

Mmm, I fuckin love casinos. Hell yeah. 

You know how in the early days of spaceflight, NASA was worried about “space madness”? This is what they were talking about. 

This move is what’s known as the “Plano Salutation”.

Scenes from a failed state.