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Did you know that his full name is Technology Vikingberg? 

With a name like that, I’m guessing this is one of Roger’s personas?

I agree that Canadian phones should be tracked, but shouldn’t we leave that to the Mounties?

I always assumed Mario’s hat (its official name is Friedrich Bon Chance) was sewn onto his skull and is the only thing holding his purloined flesh costume together.

yep

Flaves is how cool kids say “flavor”, btw. And BTW is how cool kids say “betwixt”.

I like the one with the little red carrying handle. Not sweet. Much flaves.

And are we pronouncing “figs” with a hard g or a soft g?

The factory was only ever meant to manufacture bribes, and republican votes. 

My dog doesn’t even own a tv. 

Candy clams, you say? Candy Clamato ... a Caesar. A chocolate Caesar served with a garnish of candy clams. There it is. 

Fuck yeah. House of Esperanto.

Pff. Like I’m gonna eat corn that hasn’t been nixtamalized. 

A peanut brittle egg stuffed with rotten crab gills.

At least back in the telephone era there was a real artistry to showing your junk to everyone on the conference line. 

I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I once rounded up to the nearest dollar on my Costco bill to support the local children’s rehab or drunk veterans or something.

There was actually an offshoot of the Manhattan Project that was tasked with developing a candy bar powerful enough to overshadow all other candy bombings combined. It was called the 5th Avenue Project. On the project’s completion, famed chocolatier Robert Cocoanheimer quoted Vishnu, saying “I did what I did and I… Read more

Ancient people really sucked at art. But then again, that’s why they’re all dead. 

That’s the crazy thing. There are plenty of regressive, theocratic regimes around the world wherein America’s conservatives could have the life they’ve always wanted. Sure, they call their dumb gods by different names — it’s the same shit: go hog-wild! But noooo, they’ve got to drag the rest of us down with them. 

Did you know that a goat must consume its body weight in nectar every day, otherwise it will simply float off into the sky, never to be seen again?