Uuummmm

I’m not sure if Iain Banks would be happy or sad about this album.

Only 2 tenders per chicken. But up to 8 thighs, if you can source some spiderchickens.

This is similar to the time I asked my professor to eat a bag of mixed, unmarked pills with me to see what happens.

Oh, good. Another one of these. 

I prefer to decorate with fake-looking real food. The fruitflies, rats and maggots are a little bonus. 

I admit, those are some weird looking toilets. But if it keeps the restaurant clean, why not let the robots help customers relieve themselves? 

I wish I had some ham :(

Yeah. I played on PC. About 35 hours in total. Had around 5 lock-ups/crashes and about 10 bugs that required a reload. That’s not great! But I’ve had as many, or far more, issues with other games.

I assume the dick pic will be on the alternate cover at least?

Agreedo.

It has been dead for a long time.

That’s actually how real-world collision works in the year 2042.

Seriously. Buffets are deeply disgusting.

Holy fuckin cannoli.

Well-said.

I think jellied eel is going to be big. I’m talking every street corner in America, mobile vendors, deliveries — the works.

There are some really good tracks in there. 

I literally groaned when I got the “twist” in Wool.

Burn the whole house down and start prepping for next year. Works every time.