Before the decade is up, somebody is going to make cum-flavored ice cream. Mark my words.

I’ve had thorn and necro grips glued to my warlock for a damn year. Give me a catalyst, bungie. All I want for thanksgiving is a catalyst. Also, excited about the malfeasance buff. 

I don’t know if this is a spicy take, or common, or whatever. But I have zero interest in expansions and DLCs that are separate from the main game.

So, the daily mail is exploiting a woman with an eating disorder. Thanks, daily mail!

Gaetz and rittenhouse are both pure avatars of the right: one of them strolls around shooting liberals and n(you know the rest), and the other is a literal fascist child-fucker in a position of authority. That’s republican bingo.

I typically wear a flight suit, 2 aprons (front and back), fingerless leather gloves, platform heels, a jeweler’s loupe, and a ‘96 Chicago Bulls World Champions hat. What can I say? I stick to the classics. 

I just stuff the food in my car’s tailpipe and run it in the garage all night. Same idea as yours, but more efficient.

ugh fuck gosar

Now it just makes me think of johns as in solicitors of prostitution.

I just hope this doesn’t postpone the novelization of the game, too. 

The Sears tower is still the sears tower. The staples center will always be the staples center. Just how it is. 

Kinda like irl bears.

Ironic, since his mother clearly didn’t get enough iodine. 

In ‘72, 63 cents could also get you a brand new Sears, Roebuck and Co. Automatic Oyster-Shucker with optional Crab-Shucker Adapter. I’ve had mine for years, and despite the fact that it runs on gasoline and thus stinks up the kitchen pretty good, it’s probably the best crab-disemboweling appliance I’ve ever used.

This always happens to me at the Met. Fuckin prima donnas.

I only buy wines with labels that feature a man with a huge erection drinking said bottle of wine, with the same label, recursively, all the way down to the subatomic level. That’s how you know it’s a nice bottle of grapes.

Their marketing says that eating their subs saves lives. Which means if you don’t eat their subs, they take lives? Presumably by burning down low-income and minority housing developments? I’m just not sure if I can get behind that.

Did you know that if you remove the sticker, the fruit is free? Works with lots of other stuff, too.

I would eat that hyper-garlic pizza. Shameful, but, there it is.

I refuse to play a game in which the bosses can’t be cheesed.