Lol, sad, amateur fucks. There’s already a zero-calorie bread alternative -- it’s called expanded polystyrene. It’s literally free, if you grab it from dumpsters behind warehouses, and it’s healthier than any ingredient on the subway menu. 

Is it true that Alexander the Great ate all the honey he was entombed in and returned to life as some kind of hideous human/bee monster who then destroyed the library of Alexandria in a blind rage?

Yup. 

I started reading a posting at SA in 2001, I think. I like that it had fairly engaged moderators (who weren’t always great, but better than most other cesspools). Some very cool and funny stuff came out of there over the years. Terrible things, too. It was a weird place to come of age on the internet.

There should be a gun in that kit.

Lol, remember that one time trump sycophants tried to overturn democracy and murder politicians they disliked? Crazy times. Oh but this is just a harmless little jest. Just super harmless, teehee.

I thought he was talking about Richard Wokemob, the mysterious Antifa leg-breaker who travels around the country enforcing The Gay/Jewish/Vaccine/CRT/Socialist/Reverse-Racism/Anti-Male Agenda.

They make you step on a scale when you enter to get the tare weight, of course. 

I like raisins in my oatmeal. That’s about it. 

I just assumed that the FDA was responsible for regulating the Full English Breakfast in this crazy, post EU era.

An entire chicken from Costco costs 6 bucks and is 900% better than whatever lukewarm, moist slop they have at chipotle. That’s good news for chicken lovers.

Did you say baked bees? A can of baked bees with human eyeballs? Somebody get the FDA on the horn.

What if New World, with all of its fundamentally broken mechanics and ramshackle underpinnings is actually a super elaborate, long-con critique of the systems of governance and economics that europeans dragged to North America?

Time to seize the means of production. 

This is kind of like saying heart disease is the most popular cause of death in America. 

I dunno man, according to every bootlicking republican cunt on earth, every single one of those insurrectionists was an antifa/FBI infiltrator (presumably antifa’s D.C. HQ is near the FBI HQ so they could coordinate easily).

I sincerely hope he gets raped and impregnated. 

Barbecue sauce should be more vinegary than sweet. It should not be red-colored sugar juice.

I once ordered fish at a restaurant and it came with its head and all its fins still attached. Like they weren’t even trying! I sent it back, naturally, because fish only comes in breaded-stick form.

Hold breath and swallow three times has always worked on the first try for me.