Also, who would ever trust a grown man who goes by “Bobby”?

That’s pretty much how every Hollywood actor got their start — all the way to back to Chaplin.

I’m just into eating fruit. 

I buy costco fruit all the time. Oranges, mandarins, grapes, tomates.

Well. Fuck them. 

If you live in a “tipping culture” kind of place (p.s. abolish tipping, pay a living wage); unless the server strolls up to you, drops his pants, and dips his disease-ridden flaccid dick into your coffee while making intense eye-contact, you should tip.

I hope they use the extra time to add a battle royale mode and a bunch of dance emotes.

So that’s Mario’s O face.

Is a sandwich a hotdog?

Sashimi. Lots of expensive sashimi. 

Hmm, do you have to peel and core eggs to make eggsauce? That would save me a lot of time.

I hope one day to be memorialized by a shitty lunch I forgot to eat one time. 

Hmm, I dig it. 

Yes! Finally a place where I can offload all these NFTs. My father died and left behind an attic just packed with rare, but near mint NFTs. Some of these haven’t been seen since the 1800s. In fact, I took one of the NFTs to be appraised, and the guy said it was an actual Civil War era NFT owned by George Custer.…

The fetus has to wave to the officer and recite at least 2 of the 10 commandments. Otherwise, no dice.

Llloooooollll at this. Fuck Republicans (not actually, though).

yep

Unfortunately, his craven followers will continue to vote, if for no other reason than to spite the people they hate. trump might turn them off of specific candidates, but the rage lives on.

I hope they burn the restaurant to the ground so we never have to hear about this fucking guy again.

I eat pickles and fermented foods constantly. Constantly. If I had to reduce my salt intake, I’d probably just jump off a cliff.