A partially loaded .357 and a battered fedora.

We need a cult deprogrammer to ease the diehards out of star citizen.

See?! Texans consume alcohol, that’s what separates them from the taliban.

I, an avid eater of meat, actually like the morningstar “chicken” nuggets. And frankly, if I’m eating something in nugget form, I don’t really care what type of material it’s made of.  So I’ll try these ... maybe?

You know, if I had a robot combat body, I’d get rid of all the extra dangly bits. No tits, no dick and clangers — that’s just extra weight.

Wow, so we’re not even allowed to cry anymore? Thanks a lot, Obama.

I hate and am disgusted by all primates. Is that weird? I hate them. I include humans in that hatred.

I, too, want to listen to The Tribulation while I’m flying around. Fuck, the D1 soundtrack was absolutely stunning.

All guardians (male, female, exo) canonically have a prehensile penis. I forgot to mention that.

Yes, that’s the point.

I heard you’re gonna be able to triple-wield thorn, malfeasance, and the last word.

In civilized countries, general dental work is free.

I expected a review.

*unsnaps one side of coveralls* 

Agreedo.

I would rather be eaten by rats than make a list. 

I prefer my plant-based eggs to be laid by plant-based chickens.

I got to use them in like 5 games of jambit. And it was worth it. God rest thee, gentle boots.

If you have a hankering for geometric food, instead of eating this trash, I recommend onigiri, which typically come in a triangular prism shape.

Hah nice