Won’t be as good as the Croffal, which is a deep-fried croissant and pancreas sandwich.

SOTN is the best metroidvania, and Axiom Verge 1 is the best metroid game. I think that about settles it. 

what the actual fuck

It’s going to be a bit of an annoying grind to bring yourself up to the seasonal base light level, but there’s a huge amount of content and campaigns that have been added since that season. It looks overwhelming, but if you just work your way through the various questlines one by one (and past season stuff, if you…

I play the 3 classes pretty much equally, maybe a bit more warlocky, and it seems like everybody has a few fun builds to work with this season. That said, my warlock is always equipped with thorn and necro grips, so the seasons don’t really ever change the playstyle on that character.

I follow facebook and fox news, so I know that if I get horse worms, I can’t get liberal covid19. So maybe soda worms will work, too? I’m not a doctor, but there is a lot of really good medical advice out there that doctors don’t even want you to know about.

I’m a day 1 Destiny ride-or-die. And this tickles all my tickle-nubs.

I hope it kills and eats him.

Good. Serve weed or xanax instead.

I’ve watched a couple of that guy’s videos, and I like his enthusiasm and history info, but I’m 100% sure he’s a serial killer (using 18th century murder equipment). 

Says the guy named Cayde-6.

Wow that’s depressing

Meanwhile, I would commit any heinous act imaginable for a modern/remastered New Vegas.

I fuckin loved Axiom Verge. Loved it to pieces. But I’m having a really hard time getting into this one. I don’t find the weapons very interesting, and the general art design, while sometimes incredible, still seems like a step backward from AV.

If I were a dude, I’d do everything possible to shrink my dangler, just to buck the trend. 

Unless his revolver has a weirdly-ported barrel (it doesn’t), it shouldn’t recoil to way off to the right like that. Thanks for listening to my Theodore Talk. 

He looks like Pippin’s evil twin. 

I fuckin love Larry David.

My warm drink of choice is: extremely cold iced tea. I believe that consumption of warm beverages leads inevitably to lassitude, atheism, priapism, and also sweating a shit-ton. 

Are we talking Chinese long beans? Are we talking about a guy with a 7-foot long urethra? You’re telling me that a man with some kind of hideous whip-like penis stuffed 6 uncooked Chinese long beans down his danglepipe, including one that made it all the way into his distended bladder?