I carry my charles shaw in a customized Pelican case, thank you very much. 

Other than the wrap, more carbs and starches do not belong in burritos.

Vulture capital fuckers are determined to drive away the good ones. It’s a weird reverse-winnowing. 

Is that what it sounds like to you?

If the secret is quaaludes again, I’m gonna be real pissed.

“J. Robert Oppenheimer created Pac-Man.”

This is going to get really depressing, really fast.

I’m quite carnivorous, but I’m also one of the few people on earth who likes Quorn products. I don’t know why!

Oh wow, a whole week. Really gave that punishment some teeth, didn’t they. 

These anti-science, republican shitbirds are so fucking stupid it makes me want to scream. That’s all. 

Baby carrots and/or almonds. Which I eat in tiny little bites. There’s just something calming and satisfying about it.

Just pump fentanyl derived gas product into the cabin as soon as the doors close. Easy peasy. 

If they didn’t, nobody in the nation would ever be sober.

I love fruit, but fruit juice is disgusting sugar-water for garbage-people.

I do refer to Topeka as The Kansases, though.

It’s pronounced “jundamme”

Hmmm. Maybe because vulture capital is stripping the site(s) for parts.

Scallions of any conceivable amount do not sit around long enough to go bad. I could eat a goddamn truckload of scallions a day.

No, they called it the Crosby suite because he was always rocking out to Carry On. You know, “love is coming …”

They see themselves.