I’ve watched a couple of that guy’s videos, and I like his enthusiasm and history info, but I’m 100% sure he’s a serial killer (using 18th century murder equipment). 

Says the guy named Cayde-6.

Wow that’s depressing

Meanwhile, I would commit any heinous act imaginable for a modern/remastered New Vegas.

I fuckin loved Axiom Verge. Loved it to pieces. But I’m having a really hard time getting into this one. I don’t find the weapons very interesting, and the general art design, while sometimes incredible, still seems like a step backward from AV.

If I were a dude, I’d do everything possible to shrink my dangler, just to buck the trend. 

Unless his revolver has a weirdly-ported barrel (it doesn’t), it shouldn’t recoil to way off to the right like that. Thanks for listening to my Theodore Talk. 

He looks like Pippin’s evil twin. 

I fuckin love Larry David.

My warm drink of choice is: extremely cold iced tea. I believe that consumption of warm beverages leads inevitably to lassitude, atheism, priapism, and also sweating a shit-ton. 

Are we talking Chinese long beans? Are we talking about a guy with a 7-foot long urethra? You’re telling me that a man with some kind of hideous whip-like penis stuffed 6 uncooked Chinese long beans down his danglepipe, including one that made it all the way into his distended bladder?

I carry my charles shaw in a customized Pelican case, thank you very much. 

Other than the wrap, more carbs and starches do not belong in burritos.

Vulture capital fuckers are determined to drive away the good ones. It’s a weird reverse-winnowing. 

Is that what it sounds like to you?

If the secret is quaaludes again, I’m gonna be real pissed.

“J. Robert Oppenheimer created Pac-Man.”

This is going to get really depressing, really fast.

I’m quite carnivorous, but I’m also one of the few people on earth who likes Quorn products. I don’t know why!

Oh wow, a whole week. Really gave that punishment some teeth, didn’t they.