These anti-science, republican shitbirds are so fucking stupid it makes me want to scream. That’s all. 

Baby carrots and/or almonds. Which I eat in tiny little bites. There’s just something calming and satisfying about it.

Just pump fentanyl derived gas product into the cabin as soon as the doors close. Easy peasy. 

If they didn’t, nobody in the nation would ever be sober.

I love fruit, but fruit juice is disgusting sugar-water for garbage-people.

I do refer to Topeka as The Kansases, though.

It’s pronounced “jundamme”

Hmmm. Maybe because vulture capital is stripping the site(s) for parts.

Scallions of any conceivable amount do not sit around long enough to go bad. I could eat a goddamn truckload of scallions a day.

No, they called it the Crosby suite because he was always rocking out to Carry On. You know, “love is coming …”

They see themselves.

I’m thinking it’s time to introduce an Israeli/Palestinian swirl flavor. 

Fermentation is a key step! Given that I’m lazy and impatient, I get my sour pickle fix via goldbelly.

Lol, that beer was gone long before he rolled his atv.

Kitchen archipelago

Dolphins are the shittiest animals in the sea. We should kill and eat them.

Frasier would probably turn into that dork who haphazardly pointed his gun at protesters in St. Louis. So my answer is black rifle coffee.

To be entirely fair, I would break into a Xian Famous Foods to make noodles completely sober. In fact, I’m planning it right now. 

They could make games based on their hit shows like Castelvania and The Witcher. But then again, games based on movies always suck. 

A 24hr truckstop arby’s